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Oooh, I'm Scared

I received a notice in the mail that told me everyone would know if I voted or not. Who's mother is writing this copy? Are they actually trying to shame me in to voting? Will the next one threaten to send me to my room without dessert? I've done a lot of shameful things in my life....

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The Breakers

The author of this article reached out to me for a quote. I warned her that I'm a very boring person. She must have believed me because I didn't make the final cut.

It was cool living across the street from the ocean, but the summer my wife and I lived at The Breakers (1994) was ex...

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My New, Favorite Mini-Series

Last week I poked fun at the sheriff deputy who tased and shot a woman in Kill Devil Hills. The transcript below shows the victim was waayyy off the reservation. Here are some of my favorite parts.

"The callers proceed to accuse the woman of taking pictures of them....

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Oops

They should have kept this in front of the school. What a great way to reinforce kids staying in school. That, or it would propagate a whole generation of people who couldn't spell ~~scool, skool, skul,~~ school.

https://www.outerbanksvoice.com/2024/03/13/oops/

Good Help Wanted

I saw this ...

Ready for an Outer Banks Weekend, 3/8/2024 Mar 08, 2024

FUNNY HEADLINES

A Hooters closed in W.Va. Fans held a candlelight vigil to say goodbye.

Really? Did they leave mementos, like the push-up bra they wore to work? Did they have a moment of silence? If so, what did they pray for? Maybe it was something like this: "Dear Jesus, thank you for the delici...

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KC and the Sunshine Band is coming to Festival Park??!!

Well done, VUSIC.
https://vusicobx.com/event/kc-the-sunshine-band-with-chairmen-of-the-board/hilton-garden-inn/
This is both intriguing and scary. Intriguing to see what the 2024 Casey looks like and scary that his performance could be a complet...

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School Just Got Way More Interesting

First, this product can be purchased online?

Second, this occurred over two days? I wonder what tipped off the adults? "Why is our normally miserable child giggling uncontrollably?"

Third, are elementary school health classes going to teach a section on s

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Google To Map World-Wide Methane Leaks

I bet my brother’s house will be on the map. That guy can clear out a room!

https://www.reuters.com/business/environment/google-share-oil-gas-methane-leaks-spotted-space-2024-02-14/

A Sign the Apocalypse is Upon Us

or How To Kill Your Political Career I...

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Wait! This is a thing? Where? We Must Go!

From The Virginian-Pilot:

"Virginia is 1 step away from making to-go cocktails permanent."

I wonder if their marketing department is making any new promotions?

For example, "Virginia is for Lovers....and Walking Daiquiris"

I'm still white-boarding

...

Ready for an Outer Banks Weekend, 2/2/2024 Feb 02, 2024

Got Trash?

I love my afternoon coffee. For me, it's a chance to reset and recharge. If I know I'm driving towards Kill Devil Hills around 1:00pm I'll often go straight to the Starbucks drive-thru. Starbucks coffee is always good and always hot. But there's a problem. Why do they insist on givi...

Oooh, I'm Scared

The Breakers

My New, Favorite Mini-Series

Oops

Good Help Wanted

FUNNY HEADLINES

KC and the Sunshine Band is coming to Festival Park??!!

School Just Got Way More Interesting

Google To Map World-Wide Methane Leaks

A Sign the Apocalypse is Upon Us

or How To Kill Your Political Career I...

Wait! This is a thing? Where? We Must Go!

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